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Lounge Munchies
Specialty Sandwiches
Beer/Malt Beverages
Wines by the Glass
Specialty Spirits
Martinis
Frozen Drinks
House Specialties

Lounge Munchies

Crescenzo’s Pizza - Old Forge style pizza baked to perfection. 1/2 tray - $6.95 (6 cuts) • Full tray $12.95 - (12 cuts)
Chicken Fingers - Crunchy and delicious served with your choice of honey mustard or bbq sauce.$6.25
Buffalo Chicken Wings - Spicy, crisp and crunchy served with bleu cheese and celery. 1/2 order - $4.75 • Full - $9.00
Ultimate Nachos - Floured tortilla chips baked and topped with a seasoned ground beef, Monterey Jack and cheddar cheese finished with heaps of lettuce, salsa, sour cream and guacamole.$7.95
Buffalo Bites - Chicken nuggets deep fried then tossed with our famous wing sauce.$5.75
Buffalo Shrimp - Lightly battered with a spicy breading and deep fried.$6.50
Basket of Fries - Heap of fries served with your choice of cheese or gravy.$4.95
Quesadilla - Flour tortilla filled with diced breast of chicken and a blend of cheeses.$7.99
Fried Calamari Rings - Lightly breaded & quickly deep fried, served with our own marinara sauce.$7.50
Shrimp or Crab Cocktail - Choice of jumbo lump crab meat martini or a shrimp cocktail.$10.00
Potato Skins - Two deep fired baked potato halves stuffed with bacon and a blend of cheeses, then baked and served with a side of sour cream.$5.75
Jalapeño Poppers - Lightly battered Mexican jalapeños and cheese deep fried and served with a side of salsa or Ranch dressing.$5.50
Cheese Steak Won Ton - Philly’s finest and Asia’s best come together in this awesome combination served with a spicy dipping sauce.$5.95
Cheese Sticks Pepper Jack - A new twist on classic cheese sticks served with your choice of Marinara sauce or Ranch dressing.$5.50

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Specialty Sandwiches

Chicken Caesar Wrap - Sliced chicken breast with romaine lettuce and Caesar dressing wrapped in a flour tortilla.$7.50
Classic Turkey Club Sandwich - None better, served on three pieces of white toast, piled high with fresh roasted turkey, lettuce, tomato, bacon and mayonnaise.$6.99
Cold Ciabatta Sandwich - Pepper ham, roasted red peppers, provolone, tomato and lettuce, drizzled with olive oil.$7.49
* Consuming raw or uncooked meats, poultry, seafood, shell-fish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness.

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Beer/Malt Beverages

BudweiserLaBatts
Sam AdamsBud Light
Amstel LightHeineken
Michelob LightCoors Original
Molson CanadianMichelob Ultra
Coors LightZima
MGDYuengling Lager
Smirnoff IceMiller Light
CoronaBacardi “O”
Rolling RockKillian’s Irish Red
Blue MoonBelgian White

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Wines by the Glass

RedWhiteBlush
*Cabernet Sauvignon*ChardonnaySutterhome
*MerlotPinot Grigio
Pinot NoirBlue Nun
Bolla ValpolicellaBolla Soave
Placido ChiantiSauvignon Blanc
Cella LambruscoElmo Pio Moscato
ShirazCella Bianco
*Ask your server for House or Premium Selections

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Specialty Spirits

Single Malt ScotchSmall Batch BourbonsMiscellaneous
LaphroaigBooker’sPatron
GlenfiddichBaker’sSauza Tres Generations
Glen MorangeBasil HaydenMakers Mark Bourbon
Mc CallanKnob CreekJim Beam Black
Dalmore

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Martinis

Platinum Cosmo - Level Vodka, Cointreau, Splash of Lime Juice and Cranberry.
Peach Cosmo - Absolut APEACH, Triple Sec with a Splash of Cranberry
UV Aguatini - UV Blue Raspberry, Triple Sec, Splash of Lime Juice.
Better Than Sex Martini - Starbucks Liquor, Vanilla Vodka and Baileys.
Pear Nilla - Absolut APEARS Vodka, Vanilla Vodka, Pineapple Juice and Splash of Lime Juice.
Ruby Red Slipper - Absolut Ruby Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice with a Splash of Soda.

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Frozen Drinks

Piña ColadaStrawberry DaiquiriMargaritas

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House Specialties

Gator Bite - Malibu, Captain Morgan, Dark Rum 151, Orange Juice Pineapple Juice, Splash of Grenadine. Served in a Fish Bowl with Alligator.
Shark Attack - Vodka, Tequila, Gin, Rum, Bols Blue Curacao, and Pineapple Juice, Splash of Raspberry Schnapps. Served in a Fish Bowl with Shark.

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